REASONS I AM A RETARD

- probably broken 10 types of different technologies just by pressing buttons really fast. (its a curse) especcially keyboards.
- once ordered a Happy Meal at Chick-fil-a
- internet was down so i went to look at the server. A wire was missing. Two days later a chewed up, sorry piece of rubber and copper wire found in my dog's bed
- have gone up the down escalator too many times
- i make the weirdest facial expressions
- i think the song sexy vampire is FRIGGING SWEEET~!!@!@
(could put wayyyy more but im going to stop here)

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okay...

i woke up at 11:00 this morning. i am still sleepy. i want to eat some icecream but my mom won't let me. GRR!@!@! for my birthday i am getting a camcorder so i can make my ow videos. mainly of a) Jambie (my band) b) random unimprotant stuff.

okay, im going to write some lyrics for the band so peace out girl scout!